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魔友796997 恶搞独白「女子监狱里的情诗」Vol.97
Just for Fun
片段讲解秀
from:《蒙娜丽莎的微笑》
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📮「评论区读出你最爱的一句」
让油管记录你的声音听 译 🎸陆凝,Ariel.Y,栗子,大狮子
音 乐 🎸 土耳其进行曲
监狱里的小婊砸搞事情,即兴创作了一首“监狱情诗”~
结合了莎士比亚的十四行诗,
笑的尴尬癌犯了。
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Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day?
Because yo' body is mmm hella fine.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May ,
So, like,let's get this going,cuz some of us must be serving 5 to 9.
Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines,
Did it hurt when you fell from above?
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
My heartbeats fast like,when I see pizza,yo is this love?
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
You pretty much gonna be bangin' for life.
Nor shall Death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
You just say the word,boo,and I'll be your wife.
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
Happy Valentine's Day for you,from our Orange family.
That does not rhyme,is a poem supposed to rhyme?